I learned that I can slurp up slime and still debuff/dps the boss while the "Slurp" is on cooldown. I learned that if I mash buttons harder, I will still fail at the same rate as if I mashed buttons regularly. I learned that by cursing at my digital avatar, it would move no quicker but I could essentially cultivate an ulcer. I learned that rage seemed to have no improved effect on the professor. And I learned I was not alone in my rage.
But then I had an epiphany: Let's have fun next week! Let's all review the fight on Tankspot.com
or whatever boss killer review site you prefer. I went and reviewed it Monday so as to understand what killed me and Tonym during our closest attempt last week. I learned about the debuff, Mutated Plague. It afflicts the target and starts doing raid-wide damage based on the number of stacks. And did you know that when someone dies while Mutated Plague is up, the professor heals? I did! It's that nice for me?!
Too manly to study? Time to play but not to study the fights? No Problem; rage on!
"In the world of martial arts, speed determines the victor." -Beast, from Kung Fu Hustle
"Fear not, little cub. For the Almighty Zoble goes with you wherever your path may lead." -The Digital Druidic Gospel